Frying Pans, Who Knew?
Herman Crabbe: Goddam it, when I told you to show up to work today, I meant for you to be wearing clothes!
Porkchop Pete: Work? There’s something trying to eat me!
Nelli Notches: No problem. I’ve got this…
Porkchop Pete’s face has a one sided conversation with a frying pan.
Herman Crabbe: Whoa. Good work. What made you think to use a frying pan though? Have you been watching those ancient Disney movies?
Nelli Notches: He’s pork, and it just naturally wants to be in a frying pan… What are “Disney movies?”
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And just when you thought it was time to pull the plug… it blinks.  😛